Week 15

• Kwyjibo rolls 8-6, landing on Cypher. A springboard sends him back to Square #11, paying $12 to ChinDoGu
• Cari rolls 1-6, landing on Square #60, with option to buy
• Ghost rolls 2-2, landing on Mediterranean Avenue, paying $5 to Silver Car and losing 5 health
• Ghost rolls 2-3, landing on No, paying $532 to Kwyjibo with $15 going to the Admin Bank Account. A springboard sends him back to Square #3, paying $9 to Cari
• ChocolateChip rolls 3-6, landing on Blackjack, paying $445 to Kwyjibo with $13 going to the Admin Bank Account
• THE CHEESE rolls 1-6, landing on The Institute, paying $318 to ChinDoGu
• ChinDoGu rolls 5-3, landing on hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii all!
• Silver Car rolls 5-4, landing on ChocolateChip, paying $938 to Kwyjibo

• The Gorilla 2 rolls 1, landing on hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii all!
• The Gorilla rolls 7 landing on Virginia Avenue
• The MTS Bison 3 rolls 5-4, landing on Square #63
• The Elephant rolls 1, landing on Square #69
• The MTS Bison rolls 3-4, landing on Virginia Avenue
• The Skunk 2 rolls 1-2, landing on No. ChocolateChip is given ownership of Square #58, THE CHEESE and Silver Car have their locations swapped, a Government block is created on Silver Car, and ChocolateChip, and Kwyjibo each receive $500 from the Admin Bank Account.
• The Skunk 3 rolls 3-3, landing on City Park, losing 5 health. ChocolateChip and Kwyjibo each receive $500 from the Admin Bank Account.
• The MTS Bison 2 rolls 2-3, landing on No
• The Elephant 2 rolls 1, landing on JEFF
• The Skunk rolls 2-2, landing on max(int *x,int n){int i,max=0; for(i=1;i<n;i++) if(x[i]>x[max]) max=i; return max;}. ChocolateChip is given ownership of Square #59 and an Industrial block is created on void hello(){printf("Hello World!");}, Connecticut Avenue, and Square #50.

• Kwyjibo purchases 53 fuel at the Gas Station on The owner of an unnamed square may give the square a name
• Kwyjibo places a Queen of Diamonds on Square #66
• Kwyjibo pays $20 to ChinDoGu and takes the railroad to City Park
• Kwyjibo drives to Square #69
• Kwyjibo buys Square #69
• Kwyjibo builds an Anti-Missile Battery on The owner of an unnamed square may give the square a name
• Kwyjibo builds an Anti-Missile Battery on Blackjack
• Kwyjibo builds an Anti-Missile Battery on No
• Kwyjibo builds a Corporate Headquarters on Cypher for free as his Christmas Gift
• Kwyjibo builds a railroad on Yes
• Kwyjibo builds a railroad on Maybe
• Kwyjibo builds a railroad on Square #66
• Kwyjibo builds a railroad on ChocolateChip
• Kwyjibo builds a railroad on Square #69
• Cari buys Square #60
• ChocolateChip pays $10 to Kwyjibo, $5 to Silver Car, and $20 to ChinDoGu and takes the railroad to City Park

• THE CHEESE rolls 6-6, landing on No, paying $532 to Kwyjibo with $15 going to the Admin Bank Account. A springboard sends him back to Square #3, paying $9 to Cari.
• THE CHEESE rolls 6-6, landing on Square #20, paying $60 to Cari
• THE CHEESE rolls 6-6, landing on Fair + Road, paying $105 to Ghost
• THE CHEESE rolls 1-1, landing on max(int *x,int n){int i,max=0; for(i=1;i<n;i++) if(x[i]>x[max]) max=i; return max;}
• THE CHEESE rolls 1-1, landing on Corner Store, paying $507 to ChinDoGu
• THE CHEESE rolls 6-1, landing on int fib (int n) {return n == 1 || n == 2 ? 1 : fib(n-1) + fib(n-2);}, paying $552 to ChocolateChip
• Ghost rolls 5-4, landing on Square #16, paying $16 to Cari and losing 5 health
• ChinDoGu rolls 6-4, landing on Square #62, with option to buy
• Cari rolls 2-1, landing on Square #63, paying $192 to THE CHEESE
• Silver Car rolls 4-4, landing on The owner of an unnamed square may give the square a name, paying $410 to Kwyjibo with $12 going to the Admin Bank Account
• Silver Car rolls 2-6, landing on Jail, paying $180 to ChinDoGu
• Kwyjibo rolls 7-5, landing on Square #16, paying $16 to Cari and losing 5 health
• ChocolateChip rolls 2-6, landing on int swap (int *a, int *b) {*a ^= *b; *b ^= *a; *a ^= *b;}, paying $530 to THE CHEESE with $15 going to the Admin Bank Account

• The Skunk 3 rolls 3-2, landing on Square #50, losing 5 health
• The MTS Bison rolls 2-4, landing on Square #1
• The Skunk rolls 3-3, landing on ChocolateChip
• The MTS Bison 3 rolls 1-4, landing on Square #68
• The MTS Bison 2 rolls 5-6, landing on Vermont Avenue
• The Skunk 2 rolls 1-1, landing on Square #29

• ChinDoGu buys Square #62
• Ghost trades in a 7 of Diamonds and a Queen of Clubs for a Lottery Ticket
• Ghost builds a Factory on Square #23
• Ghost creates a Government Block on Fair + Road

• This week's lottery numbers: 7 16 12 8 17 4 13. No winners.
• Cari is fined $500 for not voting
• The Government builds a Gas Station on Yes

• Proposal #62
  • Proposed by THE CHEESE
  • Accepted by a vote of 5-1. Modified section 2 of rule XIX.
  • These animals are getting way out of hand. Change the rule such that you may only release one animal when you land on the zoo (not one of EACH animal). There is still no limit on how many of each animal may be on the board at a time.
  • Comments: Thank you.

• Proposal #63
  • Proposed by Silver Car
  • Accepted by a vote of 6-0. Added section 3 to rule XXV.
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  • Comments: Sounds like an exciting day.

• Proposal #64
  • Proposed by ChinDoGu
  • Accepted by a vote of 4-2. Modified section 3 of rule XIX.
  • Repeal all changes made by Proposal 61
  • Comments: Maybe changing the rule would have been better, but OK, whatever gets the votes...

• Proposal #65
  • Proposed by ChocolateChip
  • Accepted by a vote of 6-0.
  • Modify the section of the TISSSZ rule regarding missiles: If the Skunk lands on horse manure, a *randomly selected missile* will be fired at the Skunk's current square.
  • Comments: Well, after Proposal #64, there's nothing to modify!

• Proposal #66
  • Proposed by Kwyjibo
  • Accepted by a vote of 4-2. Modified section 3 of rule XXIX.
  • Modify the car rule such that a player in a car may drive once per update (instead of once per week).
  • Comments: We're running out of unowned squares, time to collect them while you can.