Patents

• Type: Item
• Owner: THE CHEESE
• Cost: $250
• A player may use a spare fuel tank by putting it on his car. A car with a spare fuel tank can hold up to 1000 fuel (instead of 500). A car may only have one spare fuel tank.

• Type: Item
• Owner: THE CHEESE
• Cost: $250
• May be used by placing it on the square you currently occupy, but a square may only have one laser defence. Any missile fired at that square has its probability of success reduced by 15%, additive with other effects such as Anti-Missile Batteries.

• Type: Item
• Owner: THE CHEESE
• Cost: $500
• Causes the railroad on the player's current square to be destroyed. May not be used if the player occupies a square that does not contain a railroad.

• Type: Item
• Owner: THE CHEESE
• Cost: $750
• When the Skunk lands on a player who owns one or more Tomato Juices, the player will not pass out, but will instead automatically use one of his Tomato Juices. The tomato juice is used up in this process and the skunk loses 10 health.

• Type: Game
• Owner: ChocolateChip
• Costs nothing to play. The player must select a direction, either "right" or "left". The Admin will also secretly choose a direction. If the player selected the opposite direction as the Admin, he receives one of the following prizes, chosen randomly:

- Wilt Shroom
- Moldy Mush
- Rotten Mush

Using any of the above items has no effect.

• Type: Item
• Owner: Kwyjibo
• Cost: $1
• Attacks any player with pies who is in a bathtub.

• Type: Item
• Owner: Kwyjibo
• Cost: $50000
• A kwyjibo can be placed on a square, and will block ICMBs from hitting that square for the remainder of the game.

• Type: Item
• Owner: Kwyjibo
• Cost: $(10^3000000)
• Will give the player who uses it the lowest numbered unowned square on the board and name it "I Love Loopholes".