Registered Players:

Ackers (Sean Crystal) [jcrystal@ix.netcom.com]
   Joined: Founding Player; Most recently joined: March 4, 1997, 01:45 EST
   Has the uropokan

   Cash : 1115 A$
   Bonds: 87 PFAckers
           4 PFRobert


Bascule (Matt Black) [BLACKLMJ@novell2.bham.ac.uk]
   Joined: April 24, 1996, 15:59 EDT
   Winner of the 2nd Cycle (by R 422, June 5, 1996)
   Has a Champion's Cloak
   Has a Bronze Torch 
   Has a The Really Big Blue Thing That Doesn't Do Much, Really 
   Has a Chartreuse Goose Egg 
   Has a Vending Machine 
   Has a Victory Eggplant 
   Wearing a Prosthetic Forehead 
   Silly 
   Member of The Church of the Markovian Dream
   Swinger for Harf

   Cash : 1194 A$
   Bonds: 100 PFBascule


breadbox (Brian Raiter) [breadbox@muppetlabs.com]
   Joined: August 20, 1996, 05:25 EDT
   Senator (seat Sinecure 33)
   Historian
   Is wearing the Purple Robe of Justice (value: A$167)
   Has the Machine that Goes *ping* 
   Has a Gravitational Monopole
   Has the Pedestal of *ping*
   Has the Interpol Mug
   Has the whatever it is we're auctioning today
   Has the Golden Frinking Straw
   Has the Little Bag O' Chips I
   Has the Machine That Goes *blurp*
   Has a Prosthetic Forehead  he is not wearing
   Has Wings
   Processing Chips: 4

   Cash : 920 A$
   Bonds: 94 PFbreadbox


Calvin N Hobbes (Thierry Joffrain) [joffraint@mail.utexas.edu]
   Joined: 2nd of existing players
   AckaPhysicist

   Has a Blue Cross 
   Has the Crown of Ultimate Failure
   Has two Prosthetic Foreheads   but is wearing neither
   Has a Pyriac Frobnotzer 
   Burned as a Heretic on May 20, 1996, and July 28, 1996
   Has 4 kaa of land
   Priest of The Church of the Markovian Dream
   Member of Harf
   Processing Chips: 8

   Cash : 909 A$
   Bonds: 100 PFCalvin


/dev/joe (Joseph DeVincentis) [devjoe@wilma.che.utexas.edu]
   Joined: March 26, 1996, 18:33 EST
   Winner of the 4th Cycle (by paradox, June 24, 1996)
   Is wearing his Champion's Cloak
   Map-Harfer
   Postmaster
   Scorekeeper
   Senator (seat /dev/senate3)
   Web-Harfer
   Has a Blue Cross and a Gold Stripe and two Silver Stripes    
   Officer of the Blue Cross
   Has a Whamiol 
   Has an Electronic Potato 
   Has a Plunky Monkey Wrench (rented to Mohammed)
   Has the Secret Decoder Ring
   Has the Interpol Crime-Pounding Nightstick
   Has the Bracelet of Conjuring
   Has the Jade Key of Yara
   Has the an A for effort
   Has the baa baa food
   Has the Sacred Chao
   Has the No Tea
   Has the The Staff of the Scorekeeper/Postmaster/Demon King
   Has the Bond Bracelet
   Processing Chips: 21
   Bonus Votes: 1
   Otzma Cards: Go Fish, Share my Expenses
   Has an Amber Banana
   Wearing a Prosthetic Forehead 
   Burned as a Heretic on August 2, 1996
   Enlightened
   Member of Vulcan
   Founder of The Church of Seleya

   Cash : 3370 A$
   Bonds: 93 PFdevjoe
          10 PFThinMan
           2 PFMalenkai
          50 PBPHabeous


fnord (Michael J. Thomas) [thomasm@cyberplex.punk.net]
   Joined: September 7, 1996, 04:50 EDT
   Poet Laureate
   Has the Magic Potato 
   Has an Evil Ballot Stuffer
   Has the Elwes
   Has the Gaol House Rock Shovel
   Has Wings
   Processing Chips: 1

   Cash : 587 A$
   Bonds: 93 PFfnord
           1 PFbreadbox
           1 PFmr
           1 PFsnowgod
           1 PFStrider
           1 PFRobert


IdiotBoy (Matt Miller) [idiot@slack.net]
   Joined: August 30, 1996, 05:23 EDT; rejoined February 13, 1997, 05:49 EST
   Mad Scientist

   Has a Prosthetic Forehead   he is not wearing
   Has two Prosthetic Foreheads   but is wearing neither
   Has pointy ears
   Processing Chips: 3
   Member of BAKER

   Cash : 54 A$
   Bonds: 10 PFTechno
           5 PFJammer
           5 PFdevjoe
           5 PFStrider
           5 PFMalenkai
           2 PFMohammed
           5 PFbreadbox
           5 PFRobert
           5 PFAckers
           5 PFRed


Jammer (John Lotz) [johnlotz@blacksand.com]
   Joined: November 30, 1996, 14:51 EST
   On Vacation  (since Mar 16, 02:15 EST; ER: Mar 30, 02:15 EST)
   Undead-Harfer
   Has a Chartreuse Goose Egg 
   Has a Scroll of Crumble 
   Has the 15 Ties (excluding number 6)
   Has Jammer's Butler
   Has The Grafitti Wall
   Has the Little Bag O' Chips H
   Has the Fresh Mints
   Has 5 kaa of land
   Processing Chips: 5

   Cash : 388 A$
   Bonds: 90 PFJammer


Lestrade (John Duncan) [jduncan@mc.net]
   Joined: December 9, 1996, 01:18 EST
   Has the marble pedestal
   Has, but is not wearing, a Prosthetic Forehead 
   Member of The Church of the Markovian Dream
   Processing Chips: 3

   Cash : 1179 A$
   Bonds: 90 PFLestrade


Malenkai (Randy Hall) [malenkai@itw.com]
   Joined: 5th of existing players; quit: July 3 1996, 01:14 EDT; rejoined: 17:54 EDT
   Winner of the 3rd Cycle (by paradox, June 12, 1996)
   Winner of the 5th Cycle (by R 422, August 19, 1996)
   Winner of the 7th Cycle (by paradox, September 21, 1996)
   Winner of the 9th Cycle (by R 422, December 11, 1996)
   Winner of the 11th Cycle (by R 220, March 13, 1997)
   Has a Right-Handed Grapefruit 
   Wearing a Champion's Cloak
   Has 4 Badges of Glory
   Expert in Proposals and Rule Changes; the Judicial System;
             Offices; Financial Matters, including Entities;
             Loophole Surfing; and Internomic.
   Speaker
   Clerk of the Court
   Count Tabula
   Financier
   Wizard
   Commander of the Blue Cross
   Has the Great Tuba
   Has a Bronze Torch 
   Has a Blue Cross, Ruby Slipper, and two Silver Stripes    
   Has an Electronic Potato 
   Has a Scroll of Crumble 
   Has an Amber Banana
   Has an Automatic Sculpture
   Has a Spell Book of Chorg
   Has the Amulet of Saaramaa
   Has the Helm of Impending Vanquishment
   Has 23 Runestone of Jukkasjarvi Fragments
   Has the Little Bag O' Chips E
   Has Guy Fawkes' Soap Box
   Has Strider's Presidential Vision
   Has the Cheeseburger of Strider-Bonking
   Has the Earth
   Has the Little Lamb 
   Otzma Cards: Go Fish, Go Fish
   Processing Chips: 27
   Wearing a Prosthetic Forehead 
   Has another Prosthetic Forehead he is not wearing
   Has a Newspaper called 'Round the Earth 
   Burned as a Heretic on July 26, 1996
   Enlightened
   Guilty of Patent Infringement
   Priest of The Church of Seleya
   Member of (None Yet)

   Cash : 3295 A$
   Bonds: 79 PFMalenkai
           5 PFLestrade


Mohammed (Jason Orendorff) [jorendor@odin.cbu.edu]
   Joined: 4th of existing players; quit: July 12; rejoined: Sept 25, 16:05 EDT
   Winner of the 8th Cycle (by paradox, October 22, 1996)
   Inventor
   Justice
   Tabulator
   Promoter
   Has a Champion's Cloak
   Has a Blue Cross and two Silver Stripes   
   Has an Orbital Mind Control Laser 
   Has the Agora
   Has the Frozen Mirror
   Has the Orion's Crystal
   Has the The Needle's Eye
   Has a Prosthetic Forehead  he is not wearing
   Member of The Church of Seleya
   Swinger for (None Yet)
   Processing Chips: 13
   Bonus Votes: 0
   Otzma Cards: Go Fish

   Cash : 1017 A$
   Bonds: 88 PFMohammed
          17 PFNiccolo
           3 PFsnowgod
           5 PFLestrade
           5 PFfnord
           5 PFJammer
           5 PFmr
           2 PFdev
           2 PFMalenkai


mr cwm (Eric Murray) [murrayer@pirates.Armstrong.EDU]
   Joined: 3rd of existing players
   On Vacation  (since Mar 20th, 12:54 EST; ER: Mar 27, 12:54 EST)
   CSRR Officer
   Justice
   Has Phoebe's Matchbox 
   Has a Bronze Torch 
   Has the Haddocks' Eyes Locket
   Has the Little Bag O' Chips A
   Has the Chalice from the Palace
   Has three Prosthetic Foreheads    he is not wearing
   Has 8 other Prosthetic Foreheads  he is not wearing
   Has another Prosthetic Forehead  he is not wearing

   Owns a Newspaper called is 
   Has a pointy ear
   Burned as a Heretic on May 20, 1996
   Enlightened
   Member of (None Yet)

   Cash : 387 A$
   Bonds: 94 PFmr
           5 PFMohammed
           1 PFfnord
           1 PFThinMan
           5 PFRobert


Narf (Joshua M Nave) [Joshuan@aol.com]
   Joined: Feburary 3, 1997, 06:33 EST
   Archaeologist
   Crazy French-Scotsman
   Wearing a Prosthetic Forehead 
   Has the Beach Blanket Bingo
   Has the Cheap political favors 1-20
   Has Wings
   Member of The Church of Seleya
   Member of BAKER
   Processing Chips: 10

   Cash : 705 A$
   Bonds: 86 PFNarf
           5 PFAckers
           5 PFRed
          10 PFStrider


Niccolo Flychuck (Uri Bruck) [bruck@actcom.co.il]
   Joined March 28, 1996, 12:12 EST
   Chess-Umpire
   GamesMaster
   RuneMaker
   Expert in Otzma Cards and Party Chess and Organizations and Institutions
   Has a Blue Cross and a Gold Stripe  
   Has a Bronze Torch 
   Has an Electronic Potato 
   Has a Newspaper called Kolot Ackanomic 
   Has the PrtyChssPc Rk
   Otzma Cards: Go Fish, Tactical Retreat, Share your Income
   Processing Chips: 17
   Bonus Votes: 1
   Has pointy ears
   Has Wings
   Swinger for Vulcan
   Member of The Church of Seleya

   Cash : 643 A$
   Bonds:  50 PFNiccolo
           20 PFIdiot
           25 PFTechno
           15 PBPUncle
            5 PFsnowgod


Panther (Terry McKechnie) [Terry_McKechnie@students.albany.k12.or.us]
   Joined: Feburary 10, 1997, 13:05 EST

   Cash : 1149 A$
   Bonds: 100 PFPanther


Red Barn (Daniel Knapp) [dankna@bergen.org]
   Joined: January 16, 1997, 20:21 EST
   Burned as a Heretic on January 20, 1997
   Enlightened
   Has a Chartreuse Goose Egg 
   Has a Scroll of Crumble 
   Has the Kudo
   Has the The Five Hundred Misplaced Ackapennies
   Has the internomic
   Has the Dubious Chicken Rectum
   Member of The Church of the Markovian Dream
   Otzma Cards: Untouch Me

   Cash : 317 A$
   Bonds: 90 PFRed


Robert Sevin (Mitchell Harding) [mitcharf@mail.utexas.edu]
   Joined: 1st of existing players
   Senator (Seat Rebus 8-{})
   Winner of the 1st Cycle (by rule 666, May 3, 1996)
   Has a Champion's Cloak
   Has a Blue Cross and 2 Silver Stripes   
   Has a Chartreuse Goose Egg 
   Has the Robert Sevin's Moderately Amusing Vacation Hat
   Has a Victory Eggplant 
   Processing Chips: 16
   Burned as a Heretic on October 16, 1996
   Enlightened
   Member of Harf

   Cash : 1035 A$
   Bonds: 85 PFRobert
          10 PFsnowgod
           3 PFAckers
           4 PFNarf
           2 PFVynd
           1 PFMalenkai
           1 PFfnord


Sarud (Jim Priz) [jkpriz@midway.uchicago.edu]
   Joined: March 14, 1997, 02:05 EST

   Cash : 1064 A$
   Bonds: 100 PFSarud


Simon Marty Harriman (Andy Swan) [pile@mail.utexas.edu]
   Joined: A really long time ago; most recently: March 21, 1997, 02:58 EST

   Cash : 1065 A$
   Bonds: 100 PFSimon


snowgod (Phil Ackley) [snowgod@alaska.net]
   Joined: March 31, 1996, 21:48 EST
   Expert in Internomic matters
   Ambassador
   Registrar
   Gaoler
   Harfmeister
   Belt Holder/Wrangler
   Has a Blue Cross and a Silver Stripe  
   Has a Whamiol 
   Has a Gravitational Monopole
   Has a Jukkasjarvi Mind Control Laser
   Has a Newspaper called the Steel Flea Gazette and SFG Internomic Edition 
   Wearing a Wool Sweater
   Has the Widget of Yendor (tweaked)
   Has the Little Bag O' Chips G
   Has the Thring
   Has the Fibber the Low-Grade Brass-Painted Cheapo Plastic Flea
   Has the Pumpkin Patch
   Has the The Bagel of Uestiox

   Wearing a Prosthetic Forehead 
   Has another Prosthetic Forehead  he is not wearing

   Has wings
   Burned as a Heretic 5 times: July 1, July 8, July 28, July 28 1996, January 20, 1997
   Member of (None Yet)
   Founder of The Church of the Markovian Dream
   Otzma Cards: TruthSeeker, Tactical Retreat, Foul Fowl, Untouch Me
   Processing Chips: 11
   Bonus Votes: 2

   Cash : 762 A$
   Bonds:  54 PFsnowgod
            5 PFMohammed
           50 PFIdiot
            3 PFNiccolo
            1 PFMalenkai
           25 PFTechno


Strider (Jason McCulley) [culley@guppy.pond.net]
   Joined: January 2, 1997, 17:18 EST
   NAP Swinger
   Bond-Harfer
   President (term ends: April 20th, 12:09 EST)
   Has a Whamiol 
   Has the Little Bag O' Chips C
   Has the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
   Has the Big Ole Jug of Wine
   Has the IRC Trout of Slapping
   Member of BAKER

   Cash : 235 A$
   Bonds: 84 PFStrider
          10 PFNarf


Swann (Steven Swiniarski) [ap169@detroit.freenet.org]
   Joined: December 3, 1996, 03:58 EST
   On Vacation  (since Feb 08, 18:28 EST; ER: Feb 10, 18:28 EST; On Ice)
   Has the Little Bag O' Chips D
   Processing Chips: 4

   Cash : 1291 A$
   Bonds: 100 PFSwann


Techno (Jerome Herrman) [techno@solgate.com]
   Joined: March 31, 1996, 21:48 EST; Quit Oct 14; Rejoined Dec 6, 1996, 12:00 EST
   Has a Chartreuse Goose Egg 
   Silly 
   Has, but is not wearing, a Prosthetic Forehead 
   Member of Harf

   Cash : 785 A$
   Bonds: 40 PFTechno
          30 PFNiccolo
          25 PFsnowgod
          30 PBPHabeous
          30 PFIdiot
          30 PBPUncle


ThinMan (John Bollinger) [jobollin@indiana.edu]
   Joined: March 29, 1996, 13:17 EST
   Winner of the 6th cycle (by paradox, August 23, 1996)
   Is wearing his a Champion's Cloak
   Expert in paradox wins; non-winning paradoxes and
             non-determinism; rule conflicts and precedence; and
             the judicial system.
   Senator (seat Melvin)
   Praetor
   Has a Blue Cross 
   Has a Bronze Torch 
   Has a Rock to wind a string around 
   Has a Prosthetic Forehead  he is not wearing
   Has an Automatic Scupture
   Otzma Cards: TruthSeeker
   Has the an E for effort
   Has the sticks and stones
   Has pointy ears

   Member of Vulcan
   Member of The Church of Seleya
   Processing Chips: 10

   Cash : 1683 A$
   Bonds: 89 PFThinMan
          10 PFMalenkai


Vynd (John McCoy) [jmccoy@umich.edu]
   Joined: Feburary 28, 1997, 18:31 EST
   Crazy French-Scotsman
   Has the Big Brass Balls

   Cash : 1042 A$
   Bonds: 98 PFVynd


You can call me Al (Wally Holland) [mr_mole@popd.ix.netcom.com]
   Joined: March 02, 1997, 17:49 EST
   Has the Rene

   Cash : 1041 A$
   Bonds: 100 PFYou