Previously on the Jukebox...
A Country Practice (played by Spindly Grimace, until 15:11, 10.10.99)
- Spindly Grimace: "There's not enough hospital beds, 'cos all the money's been used."
- Uncle Psychosis: "You're slain! You're slain! You're slain... by Elf"
Spindly Grimace gets 20 WMA.
CJ, UP and BinaryMan get 5 biscuits.
JRW, RocketMagnet, Tic0 and bcn get 10 WMA.
Head and Stuart get nothing.
Black Tour Jacket With Detachable Sleeves (played by Spindly Grimace, until 15:11, 10.10.99)
- Spindly Grimace: "It's not as if it were an actual nightclub we were going to, where
the debauched minions of Baal and other basement idols would gyrate
obscenely around us, aping our innocence and howling their approval
at our terrifying predicament."
- Uncle Psychosis: "You're slain! You're slain! You're slain... by Elf"
Spindly Grimace gets 20 WMA.
CJ, UP and BinaryMan get 5 biscuits.
JRW, RocketMagnet, Tic0 and bcn get 10 WMA.
Head and Stuart get nothing.
Eno Collaboration: (played by Uncle Psychosis, until 16:13, 10.10.99)
- Spindly Grimace: "Number one in Britain and successful in the States..."
- Uncle Psychosis: "Who put the con in concept? It was me"
Spindly Grimace gets 20 WMA.
UP gets 10 WMA.
JRW, CJ, UP and BinaryMan get 5 biscuits.
RocketMagnet, Tic0 and bcn get 10 WMA.
Head and Stuart get nothing.
Slain By Elf - Urusei Yatsura (played by UP, 15.9.99-18.9.99.)
- Spindly Grimace - "I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide/I've got a twelve-sided die"
- Head - "We're staying home in our rooms, on our dice 100 sides."
- Uncle Psychosis - "Hey, Satan, the mall's in chaos/So help us to kill our parents"
Spindly Grimace and Uncle Psychosis got 10 WMA.
CowJason, CDCINC and JRW get 5 biscuits.
Revol - Manic Street Preachers (played by Grimace, 15.9.99-18.9.99.)
- Spindly Grimace - "Gorbachev - celibate self-importance; Yeltsin - failure is his own impotence."
- Head - "I hate purity. I hate goodness. I don't want virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone corrupt."
Spindly Grimace got 10 WMA.
Uncle P, CowJason, CDCINC and JRW get 5 biscuits.
A Passion Play - Jethro Tull (played by CowJason, 16.9.99-19.9.99.)
- CowJason - "The silver chord lies on the ground"
- Uncle Psychosis - "You can, guru, YOU CAN! You can put him in your pouch!"
- CDC Inc (in git mode) - "The silver chord lies on the ground"
- Spindly Grimace - "My friends (as one) all stand aligned although their taxis came too late."
Spindly Grimace and Uncle Psychosis got 10 WMA.
CowJason and CDCINC got 10 biscuits.
JRW got 5 biscuits.
I Am A Rock - Simon And Garfunkel (played by CowJason, 16.9.99-19.9.99.)
- CowJason - "I have no need for friendship, friendship causes pain"
- Uncle Psychosis - "I am a rock, I am an Island"
- CDC Inc - "I have no need of friendship friendship causes pain."
- Spindly Grimace - "A winter's day in a deep and dark December..."
Spindly Grimace and Uncle Psychosis got 10 WMA.
CowJason and CDCINC got 10 biscuits.
JRW got 5 biscuits.
Bastille Day - Rush (played by CowJason, 16.9.99-19.9.99.)
- Uncle Psychosis - "Lessons taught but never learned // All around us anger burns"
- Spindly Grimace - "Guide the future by the past // long ago the mould was cast"
Spindly Grimace and Uncle Psychosis got 10 WMA.
CowJason, JRW and CDCINC got 5 biscuits.
Curse Of Millhaven - Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds (played by CDC Inc. 16.9.99-19.9.99.)
- CDC Inc - "but I never crucified little biko, that was those junior high-school psychos"
- Spindly Grimace - "Yeah, I drowned the Blakey kid, stabbed Mrs. Colgate, I admit."
Spindly Grimace and CDCINC got 10 WMA.
CowJason, JRW and Uncle Psychosis got 5 biscuits. (Uncle P's submission did not appear in the song)
Lucky - Radiohead - played by Spindly Grimace - uh.. I forget. Spindly Grimace was the only
person to submit a valid line, though.
Slain By Elf - Urusei Yatsura (played by UP, 9.9.99-12.9.99.)
- Spindly Grimace - "Hey, Satan - the mall's in chaos, so help us to kill our parents."
- Head - "I played Dungeons and Dragons for three hours and then I was slain by an elf!"
- Uncle Psychosis - "Our physical shells are rotting/This paranoid theme is classic"
Spindly Grimace and Uncle Psychosis each gain 10 WMA.
Head is wearing a pair of Pants of Musical Ineptitude, and so gains nothing.
GBS2, JRW and CowJason each gained 5 biscuits.
The Fountain Of Lamneth - Rush (played by CowJason, 4.9.99-7.9.99.)
- CowJason - "I do not know of dust to dust- I live from breath to breath"
- Uncle Psychosis - "Many journeys end here, but the secret's still the same"
CJ and UP gain 10 WMA.
SG, JRW and GBS2 gain 5 b.
Bastille Day - Rush (played by CowJason, 14.7.99-17.7.99, until 7.15 am)
- CowJason - "Lessons taught but never learned // All around us anger burns //
Guide the future by the past // long ago the mould was cast"
As a result, CowJason gains 10 WMA.
Grimace, Uncle Psychosis, bcn and Jonathon Robert Weir all gain 5 biscuits.
The Fat Lady of Limbourg - Brian Eno (played by Grimace, 24.6.99-27.6.99)
- Grimace - "Now we checked out this duck, quack"
- Uncle Psychosis - "You'll get the bonus you deserve/From doctors we trust"
Uncle Psychosis & Grimace got 10 WMA.
CowJason, bcn and JRW all got 5 biscuits.
Empty Frame - Brian Eno/John Cale (played by Mr. Sleep, 24.6.99-27.6.99)
- Mr. Sleep - "No we won't be needing reason anymore"
- Grimace - "Oh, the storm was strong and the ship, so frail"
And, as such, Uncle Psychosis and Grimace made 10 WMA.
CowJason, bcn and JRW gained 5 biscuits.
Rhymin' & Stealing' - The Beastie Boys (CowJason, 15.6.99-18.6.99)
- CowJason - "And I shot those suckers... and I'll shoot the rest!"
CowJason gains 10 WMA.
Grimace, Mr. Sleep, bcn and JRW gain 5 biscuits.
Tweeter And The Monkey Man - Traveling Wilburys (CowJason, 19.5.99-22.5.99)
- CowJason - "Tweeter took his gun away and messed up his mind."
- Mr. Sleep - "Tweeter took his gun away and messed up his mind."
- Grimace - "I knew him long before he ever became a Jersey girl."
- arosor - "They stayed up all night selling cocaine and hash"
Grimace and arosor gain 10 WMA.
Mr. Sleep and CowJason gain 10 biscuits.
Everyone except the vegetables and Head gain 5 biscuits.
A Passion Play - Jethro Tull (CowJason, 18.5.99-21.5.99)
- CowJason - "You can, guru, YOU CAN! You can put him in your pouch!"
- Mr Sleep - "Scented cathedral-spire pointed down / We pray for souls in Kentish town"
- Grimace - "Tell me how the baby's made, how the lady's laid."
- arosor - "Why the old dog howls in sadness"
CowJason, Mr. Sleep, Grimace and arosor gain 10 WMA.
Everyone except the vegetables and Head gain 5 biscuits.
I Am A Rock - Simon And Garfunkel (CowJason, 18.5.99-21.5.99)
- CowJason - "Gazing from my window, to the streets below..."
- Mr Sleep - "I am a rock, I am an Island"
- Grimace - "A fortress deep and mighty, that none may penetrate."
- arosor - "I have my books and my poetry to protect me"
CowJason, Mr. Sleep, Grimace and arosor gain 10 WMA.
Everyone except the vegetables and Head gain 5 biscuits.
New Orleans Instrumental Number One - REM (13.5.99 - 16.5.99)
- arosor - "Do. Or do not. There is no try"
- Head - "Yes, I am f*cking with you. You smallpox blanket."
Everyone gains 5 biscuits, perhaps obviously.
Tweeter And The Monkey Man - The Traveling Wilburys (played by CowJason) (3.5.99 - 6.5.99)
- arosor : "Tweeter took his gun away and messed up his mind"
- CowJason : "Next day the Undercover cop was hot in pursuit"
- Mr. Sleep : "They stayed up all night selling cocaine and hash"
- Grimace : "The Monkey Man was on the river bridge, using Tweeter as a shield."
arosor, CowJason, Mr. Sleep and Grimace gain 10 WMAs, and made secret calls to the Monkey Man from a mansion on the hill.
Cato, Head, bcn, Kamek and Tic0 each gain 5 biscuits.
Maria - Blondie (played by Mr. Sleep) (3.5.99 - 6.5.99)
- Mr. Sleep : "Maria/You've got to see her/Turn to the dark side of the force"
- Grimace : "She's like a millionaire, walking on imported air."
- arosor : "Go insane and out of your mind"
arosor and Grimace gain 10 WMAs.
Mr. Sleep, CowJason, Cato, Head, bcn, Kamek and Tic0 each gain 5 biscuits.
Humans From Earth - T Bone Burnett (arosor, 1.5.99 - 4.5.99)
- arosor : "Here's a crazy little thing we call TV"
- Grimace : "Here's a crazy little thing we call TV / Do you have electricity?"
...Which is a veritable biscuit-fest. arosor and Grimace gain 10 biscuits for overlapping lines.
CowJason, Cato, Mr. Sleep, Head, bcn, Kamek and Tic0 each gain 5 biscuits.
A Passion Play - Jethro Tull. (CowJason, 16.4.99 - 19.4.99)
- CowJason : Tell me how the baby's made/How the lady's laid/Why the old dog howls in sadness
- Grimace : Scented cathedral-spire pointed down / We pray for souls in Kentish town.
Grimace and CowJason earn another 10 WMAs.
arosor, bcn, Cato, Mr. Sleep, Head, Kamek and Tic0 all gain 5 biscuits.
A Passion Play - Jethro Tull (CowJason, 21.3.99-24.3.99)
- CowJason : "Here's the everlasting rub: Neither am I good nor bad."
- Grimace : "All this time, it had been quite plain to Hare that the others knew nothing about spectacles."
Such efforts bestow Grimace and CowJason with 10 WMAs.
arosor, bacon, Cato, Head, if, Pippito, and Tic0 all gain 5 biscuits.
The Black Angel's Death Song - The Velvet Underground (illuminati fnord, 3.3.99-6.3.99
- illuminati fnord : "Myriad choices of his fate set themselves out upon a plate for him to choose"
- arosor : "The rally man's patter ran on through the dawn"
- Grimace : "Not a ghost bloodied country all covered with sleep"
- Head : "...where the black angel did weep not an old city street in the east"
And in this way, all listed singers gain themselves 10 WMAs.
Cato, CowJason, Tic0, bacon and Pippito each gain 5 biscuits.
I Am A Rock - Simon And Garfunkel (Bicsuits are, 2.3.99-5.3.99)
- arosor : "I have my books and my poetry to protect me"
- illuminati fnord : "I am a rock, I am an Island"
- Grimace : "On a freshly fallen silent shroud of snow"
- CowJason : "It's laughter and it's loving I disdain"
- Cato : "I have no need of friendship, friendship causes pain"
- Head : "I won't disturb the slumber of feelings that have died"
Thus, arosor, if, Grimace, CowJaon, Cato and Head each gain 10 WMAs.
Sadly Tic0, bacon and Pippito each gain 5 biscuits.
House of Fun - Madness. (Grimace, 2.3.99-5.3.99)
- Grimace : "This is a chemist, not a joker's shop!"
- arosor : "Miss Clay On All Corners Has Just Walked In"
- illuminati fnord : "Welcome to the house of fun, now you've come of age"
- Head : "Well hello Joe. Hello Miss Clay. Many happy returns from the day"
As a result of their singing efforts, Grimace, arosor, illuminati fnord and Head each gain 10 Wise Moon Apples
Cato, CowJason, Tic0, Pippito and bacon each gain 5 biscuits.
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Last updated 13.10.99.