| Nick | Title | Full Name | Status | Score | Inventory | Health | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Donovan | Donovan Cantu | active | 44 | (nothing) | 41 | Brooding Floridian web author, creator of the Mr. J! desktop image, lives with large birds and normal-sized people. | |
| Terry | Terry Gwazdosky | inactive | 0 | (nothing) | 41 | MINT technician trying to summon Cthulu by secretly shaping central Maine's cable network into a giant pentagram. | |
| Jason | Rotting Slacking Bastard | Jason Lavoie | active | 101 | (nothing) | 41 | He is good at making sangrias. Also director of engineering at MINT. |
| Jmac | Webmaster | J McIntosh | active | 32 | jar of peanut butter: 1 onion: 1 flashlight: 1 Chicken Sandwich: 1 | 41 | Programmer for MINT. Likes making Mosaic-compliant web pages. |
| Alisa | Alisa Meggison | inactive | 10 | (nothing) | 41 | I-Forge's administrative director, and Yacko's own Hello Nurse!. | |
| Noah | Noah Meyerhans | active | 0 | (nothing) | 40 | Yet Another MINT hacker. | |
| Andy | Andy Turner | active | 51 | (nothing) | 3F | MINT's senior programmer, working on translating his favorite anime into XML. | |
| Yacko | Yacko Warner | active | 48 | flashlight: 1 jar of peanut butter: 2 | 41 | Mysterious figure who lurks behind the alias of a cartoon dog-thing that wears pants. |
It is currently Alisa's turn.