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Visible Agenda Hats & Eggplants by Player:
- Alfvaen:
- Visible Agenda Hats:
- Hat C9, worn, weight 0, author Mr. Tambourine Man, condition FALSE:
"The owner of this hat is weird, silly, guilty of patent infringement,
enlightened, has learned eir lesson and has had snowgod's disease."
- Hat C26, worn, weight 0, author K 2, condition TRUE: "The owner of
this hat is a member of an organization which has as a member a non-player
Entity which has not previously been a member of that organisation and
joined after the owner of this hat became a member."
- Hat D16, worn, weight -257, author two-star, condition FALSE: "This
hat owns an entity other than itself."
- A Mean Hat.:
- Visible Agenda Hats:
- Hat 13, worn, weight -200, author Aunt Froot, condition TRUE(?):
"The owner of this hat has publically posted the sine of a googleplex
to a precision of at least three significant digits, and accompanied
said posting with proof that the value posted is, indeed, the sine of
a googleplex."
- Hat 12, weight 0, author Aunt Froot: "The owner of this hat
and the owner of the hat whose number is five higher than this one are
members of the same Caste."
- Nemesis Eggplants:
- For Hat 6, possessed by K 2.
- For Hat 7, weight -18, author Vynd: "This agenda hat has a weight of 3."
- For Hat 16, possessed by Aunt Froot.
- Aunt Froot:
- Visible Agenda Hats:
- Hat 15, weight 126, author Studge, TRUE: "It is publicly
knowable that this hat, known as Firsty to plain folks, is being worn
while Alfvaen is in Thrall to a member of the Religious Caste."
- Hat 16, worn, weight 0, author Studge, TRUE: "It is publicly knowable
that the Agenda Hat known as Firsty to plain folks became true in the
last week while at the same time this hat, known as Clown-Like to plain
folks, was publicly known to be worn."
- Hat 17, worn, weight -200, author Studge, TRUE: "It is publicly knowable
that the Agenda Hat known as Clown-Like to plain folks became false in
the last week while at the same time this hat, known as Clown-Like to
plain folks, was publicly known to be worn."
- Nemesis Eggplants:
- For Hat C9, possessed by Alfvaen.
- For Hat 2, weight 0, author JT: "The owner of this hat has more than
10 honour."
- For Hat 12, possessed by A Mean Hat..
- The Green Ripper:
- Visible Agenda Hats:
- Hat C25, worn, weight -30, author K 2: "It is publicly knowable that
the associated conditions of five different agenda hats, not including
hats in the possesion of the owner of this hat, have become true and
remained that way, having previously been false, while the owner of this
hat has been wearing this hat.
Nemesis Eggplants:
- For The "Mutton Chops" Hat(A8), possessed by K 2.
- For Hat C15, possessed by Slakko.
- For Hat D19, possessed by Mr. Tambourine Man.
- JT:
- Visible Agenda Hats:
- Hat 3, worn, weight 30, author JT, condition TRUE: "The owner of this hat
has been in at least 1 duel and has not lost more than 2 duels."
- Hat 8, worn, weight 110, author Slakko, condition TRUE: "The owner of
this hat is the Overlord of the owner of this eggplant."
- Hat C7, worn, weight -30, author Vynd, condition TRUE: "The player wearing
this hat must be wearing at least six other garments, none of which are
agenda hats."
Nemesis Eggplants:
- For Hat C26, possessed by The Green Ripper.
- For Hat 4, weight -12, author K 2: "Knurd has no meaning within the
rules; however, for at least one day since this hat was created Knurd
had meaning within the rules."
- For Hat 10, weight 0, author A Mean Hat.: "The wearer of this hat is
wearing another hat with this condition."
- K 2:
- Visible Agenda Hats:
- The "Mutton Chops" Hat(A8), worn, weight 115, author Rex Mundi, condition
TRUE: "The owner of this hat has taken possession of the Little Lamb,
while owning this hat."
- Hat 1, weight 50, author else...if: "The wearer of this hat has
more fleas than a barrel full of monkeys, and both fleas and barrels
full of monkeys are defined by the rules."
- Hat 6, worn, weight 0, author Vynd: "The owner of this hat has owned
exactly eleven different agenda hats."
Nemesis Eggplants:
- For Hat 1, possessed by the Mad Hatters.
- For Hat 3, possessed by JT.
- For Hat 11, weight 100, author A Mean Hat.: "The wearer of this hat
is wearing another hat with this condition."
- Mr. Tambourine Man:
- Visible Agenda Hats
- Hat D19, worn, weight 139, author Robin Hood, condition FALSE:
"The owner of this hat is a Daring Adventurer."
- Hat D22, worn, weight 139, author Publius, condition FALSE: "The
owner of this hat has constructed a shanty known as "The Lincoln Bedroom",
which e will freely rent to the public for A$50 per night."
Nemesis Eggplants:
- For Hat B9, possessed by Vynd.
- For Hat C7, possessed by JT.
- For Hat C25, possessed by The Green Ripper.
- Slakko:
- Visible Agenda Hats:
- Hat C15, worn, weight -3, author Ayla, condition FALSE(?): "No
message posted by the owner of this hat in the Ackanomic, Acka-priv
or Acka-research mailing list in the last 15 days contained any of the
following words: all, ask, be, because, but, game, however, if, just,
like, my, need, only, then, think, want, way."
- Hat C17, worn, weight 50, author Ayla, condition TRUE: "The owner of this
hat danced on the Town Hall Steps, wearing this hat, and described eir
dance in a sonnet in iambic pentameter."
Nemesis Eggplants:
- For Hat 13, possessed by A Mean Hat..
- For Hat 14, weight -100, author Aunt Froot: "The phrase 'Lo,
I am a fish!' appears in at least eight distinct rules, none of which
have prime rule numbers, and at least one of which has a rule number
which is a factor of 9876431250."
- For Hat 16, possessed by Attila the Pun.
- Studge:
- Nemesis Eggplants:
- For Hat 8, possessed by JT.
- For Hat 9, weight 126, author A Mean Hat.: "At least three active players
have names whose letters are in alphabetical order."
- For Hat 15, possessed by Aunt Froot.
- two-star:
- Nemesis Eggplants:
- For Hat C2, possessed by Mr. Tambourine Man.
- For Hat C23, possessed by Wild Card.
- For Hat D22, possessed by Mr. Tambourine Man.
- Vynd:
- Visible Agenda Hats:
- Hat B9, worn, weight 20, author The Green Ripper, condition FALSE:
"The owner of this hat has posted to a public forum a message containing
at least one grammatically correct English sentence which contains the
same English word (which must appear in the Rules) five or more times
consecutively, and each word has an unambiguous semantic meaning within
the sentence."
Nemesis Eggplants:
- For Hat C17, possessed by Slakko.
- For Hat C24, possessed by Wild Card.
- For Hat D16, possessed by Alfvaen.
- Wild Card:
- Visible Agenda Hats:
- Hat C23, worn, weight 104, Silly, author Alfvaen, condition FALSE: "The
wearer of this hat has a trout in eir milk."
- Hat C24, worn, weight 104, Silly, author Alfvaen, condition TRUE: "The
wearer of this hat has an odd number of pointy ears."
Nemesis Eggplants:
- Condition #5, no hat associated, no weight defined, author K 2:
"It either a crime or impermissible to wear six identical garments."
- The Mad Hatters:
- Agenda Hats:
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